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Notes of a cat of the Bandit of

17. 01. 2005 Mmmm... Pleasant apartment... At last I was taken away from this the cold, uncomfortable house full of dogs and cats where on me nobody turned attention. And This quite nothing - in a fur coat wrapped up, kissed on a muzzle... However, then began to yell something it seems: “Darling, on him a flea creeps!“ What it would mean?

18. 01. 2005 Brrr... And so that it meant - half an hour in 4 hands was kept in a bathroom and rubbed all with some smelly shampoo... Muck! Monsters! I will go, I will spoil under a chair...

18. 02. 2005 A they so anything... The truth called somehow are not in a human way and for days on end dragged for me, repeating: “The bandit, go to mummy and the daddy!“ But feed not bad and let in a bed...

27. 12. 2005 Mrr - meow... Nice day... Around me my darlings mummy with the daddy rush, kiss on a nose and congratulate on something... It seems slips 1 year and birthday... Distances of shrimps. Vkuuusno! Strange, and why did not give earlier? Parents, good at me, This truth began to get fat every day. Perhaps it is time to cease to guzzle? For days sits and navorachivat something and how still the jaw did not ache?!

15. 01. 2006 In my opinion, with mummy something dreadful is created... Is does not stop and everything is inflated, and the daddy around it everything goes and the paunch to it smoothes out, it is better an enema would make! And here they to sleep settled, approached it, put an ear to a paunch - will not believe! I was kicked from there! I will go, I will spoil under a chair...

20. 05. 2006 Houses some nightmare is created all day - at first some 2 men came, something were picked a bathroom, dirt guided... In the evening poor fat mummy went to wash the floors, then something began to fuss, let`s a thing throw in a package. The daddy in general as I in March, on the apartment began to rush. Then called somewhere, were nervous, and at this time of night in general both left! The father was in 4 mornings, tired, but happy, told that I am the senior brother now and was filled up to sleep... What would it mean?

27. 05. 2006 Papashka rose at the crack of dawn, put on beautifully and left... But it not the main thing! It returned with mummy and some pink paper bag! The paper bag was carried to the small room and told that did not put the muzzle there! Spoiled under a chair... I will sit out behind the battery and once again I will spoil!

15. 06. 2006 V a paper bag appeared small pink creation (the most terrible - absolutely without wool). It constantly peeps and craps... And why they brought him? Even itself is not able to go...

1. 09. 2006 It spread... And does it with an awful roar - the bad hunter. .

1. 10. 2006 Terrible times came. It became interested in me - constantly tries to pull a tail or to tyknut in an eye. Once snapped, so received strict reprimand from mother. Spoiled under a chair. Reprimand from the father turned out more strict - long ran away from a slipper...

21. 05. 2007 It already big also go. Probably, all - the person. And it has a name - Alice. Parents thought up terrible game - hold me on a lap, give It and begin to try to find out: “Where the pussycat has eyes? And where the pussycat has ears?“ I will run away...

21. 05. 2008 U these creations birthday, the truth it seems It - it, a female, apparently. So - that nothing became - never hides sausage, everything shares, even gingerbreads. It is necessary out of politeness is. And here so far mother erased, we with her filched a pack of chips from a table - I closer a paw pushed her to edge, and Alice on a floor poured out contents. Tasty... Both were full and got to sit out under a sofa.

18. 11. We now with Alice do not pour 2008 water, it fine plays a ball! And as she mews! Mrr... Lovely sight! However, at present reached my dry feed and, mother does not see yet, bursts it... I will go, I will spoil under a chair!