The sign of examinations - fishing tackle on the left boot
of Student`s signs and superstitions which have to help at examination exists a huge number. And each student precisely knows if you do not observe centuries-old traditions - not to see the necessary assessment in the record book. Though, accurate following to signs does not cancel large-scale casing by spurs and “bombs“ yet. Well, and studying of a subject of examination is in general a minor matter.
Some skeptically adjusted psychologists assure that use by students of signs - only one of widespread ways to remove psychological stress before examinations. Even doubtful parallels with primitive people are drawn. History does not know how there were relations at primitive teachers with primitive students. But here you will look at today`s teachers and you will involuntarily believe in communication with primitiveness … As you will study a semester at some “spiteful prep“ at which at lecture it is terrible even to drop the handle - you will go though to the sorcerer.
By the way, some especially sensitive students and arrive. On the eve of examination they go to fortunetellers that though somehow to clear the future. Any answer of the prophet, is it is all the same best of all, than uncertainty. Someone arranges fortune-telling of the house: writes pieces of paper “I will hand over“ and “I will not hand over“, and then pulls them or thinks of this question on some action. For example, there is a sign - if at an exit from the house the first person met by you - the woman - the khan - examination is not passed. Other option: to think of number and to try to count in surrounding space of identical objects equal to this number.
In the evenings in dormitories in general there take place mass sessions of black magic. So, at night before examinations it is necessary to cut a piece of paper with numbers of tickets and to put them under a pillow. You will get in the morning - and the destiny will specify to you on what ticket it is worth paying special attention. At the same night under a pillow there have to be all textbooks and lectures (in the opened look) in which there is a material for examination, and in legs to lie the chocolate. Speak, at the night of knowledge can slip out the student through legs. The chocolate will absorb them, and for the morning you will eat it. And drops of knowledge it will be lost!
Exactly in midnight of a window leaf of student`s rooms swing open also amicable: “A freebie, come!“ shakes glasses of the neighboring houses.
before examination should get in the Morning out of bed on the wrong side, to wash all the dishes, but at all not itself. Under a heel to put a five-copeck coin (it is good if it at you already “skilled“, that is, is loaded with energy of successful examinations), and to the left boot to fasten a fishing hook. It is worth choosing from clothes the oldest or in what “excellent“ examinations were taken.
About the building of university do not allow you to meet god the woman with a bucket or a cat. It is necessary to enter into audience only from the left leg, previously having dropped the record book and having elicited at companions a kiss in a nose. To choose the ticket as the left hand, muttering about itself a saying: “The glass - a lemon is it!“ . Outside university all your numerous relatives have to abandon work and methodically lecture you the last words. For this purpose it is worth acquiring providently in the nearest bookstore the dictionary of abusive words (at the worst the dictionary of special terms, for example, in biology or chemistry quite will approach). All seems.
Well and last sign: tell nobody what signs you use at examinations or the day before - differently they will cease “to work“ and good luck will turn away from you. Break a leg!
- the Student catching the day before “freebie“ forgot to remove a thread at examination and submitted the record book tied up. The teacher appeared it is aware of this sign, probably, itself in student`s years chased “freebie“ more than once. Laughed, removed a thread and, without asking the ticket, put “perfectly“. Other students learned, quickly wound threads on record books and came running crowd behind “freebie“, but, alas, by this time “freebie“ already ended.
- One student always went to examination with prunes in a pocket. Before pulling the ticket, rubbed with it hands that to sticky hands the good mark stuck. Once did not go for examination only because on the way to institute prunes were eaten by a dog.
- Students came to offset, sat down to prepare. The teacher approached a window and opened a window leaf. “What did I make?“ - asks. “The window leaf was opened,“ - students answer. “No, I let in a freebie. Give record books“. Also passed everything, without asking. The following group went for offset already in high spirits. When all seated, the teacher approached and opened a window leaf. “What did I make?“ - asks. “The freebie was let in!“ - students answer with chorus.“ No, let out. Pull tickets“.
- the Cat does not prevent to come to MSU. Even helps. Viktor Sadovnichii told a funny case about the girl who during examination was scratched by an emgeushny cat. The girl submitted the appeal in which declared that she suffered prolonged anxiety from - for this of incident and therefore received the three.“ We met halfway, and now this girl studies at us“, - he told.
- To the student of the Oxford university Tom Bouder the funny case happened: during examination he demanded, having referred to old tradition, a glass of beer. As in England traditions are honored, he received a glass of beer, but was right there fined for violation of other old rule according to which students have to be on examination with swords.
- to Put
under the left heel 5 - a cheap coin to Wish
- before examination “Good luck“
- In night before examination to put under a pillow the opened abstracts
- In night before examination to put a chocolate in legs, and for the morning to eat it together with the knowledge which “flowed“ in it through legs
- to Enter into audience and to get in the morning out of bed on the wrong side
- to Choose the ticket as the left hand, standing on the left leg, at this time to cross fingers of the right hand on good luck behind the back, and eyes to narrow
- On the way to examination to consider any found objects
- not to dress on examination of new things
- not to come back with the half-road if something forgot
- to Catch “freebie“
- On the way to examination not to come
- If at an exit from the house the first will meet the man - you pass examination for covers of ventilating hatches, if the woman - you fail
- to Wear with yourself a mascot
- If in transport the “happy“ ticket got - to make a wish on successful examination and to eat it
- to Write spurs
- At the choice of the ticket to use a counting rhyme: “The glass - a lemon is it!“
- In the record book cannot put the first physical culture
- to Ask acquaintances to abuse you the last words during all examination
- For successful passing an examination before an entrance to audience should drop the record book
- to Fasten a fishing hook to the left boot - that to catch good luck
- Before an entrance to audience to kiss the companion on a nose to Knock with
- on a tree
- not to wash the head, not to be cut, not to wash
- to Buy the ticket concrete on the account, for example, 5 - y with edge, 2 - y from above etc.
- not to drink three days before examination
- to Avoid cats on the way to examination
- Before pulling the ticket - smear hands with prunes that a mark the good bore
- not to open the record book most - it only the teacher has to do
- to Come on examination in the first five not to tell
- signs which you use before examinations differently will not “work“