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About my twelve-year-old

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Six years later.
is a continuation of the history told in last release...

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Ania and in twelve years remained my “wife“. The street punks teased us “the groom and the bride“. Naturally, I from - for it was spoiling for a fight, and “bride“, as well as it is necessary, got then a scarf and wiped mine lips are injured...
We did not connect every evening our cages any more. At all not because were convinced of senselessness of it... Just one to “adult games“ were succeeded by others...
A lot of time was occupied by school. Ania, appears, was one year younger than me - so we studied in different classes. Besides also in different changes.
generally, met we Ania only on days off now. And only sometimes - for a moment at school. This “separation“ only strengthened our “matrimonial“ :) the relations - we became more gentle and more attentive to each other.
New “adult game“ was school. We were just as adults. Rose together with parents in the morning and went “to study, to learn and to study once again“. My parents said that my work also consists in it. I said that have to pay for work. That... my five were really paid - 5 kopeks apiece :). For this reason - but not for any other reason - I also went some time “in excellent students“...
School was with a mathematical bias. To us sometimes such problems gave a task to decide that parents till the dead of night sat over them and only at daybreak gave birth the Answer. However, next day the teacher admitted that at this problem the wrong condition... But she always so said when she could not solve a problem...
However at all this seeming “education“ my idea of that from where children undertake, for the expired six years did not change at all :(. Though, apparently, the nobility own physiology is much more natural, than in thirty seconds to output the proof of the difficult theorem... But... at schools then did not teach it, and to parents “education“ did not allow to bring me up to date. Or, maybe, they hoped that when time comes, all will explain to me at school. We have such wonderful education system! Just imagine, school with a mathematical bias! The state grows up future geniuses...
Considerably changed the relation to “motherhood“ of my eleven-year-old “spouse“. If earlier she considered that it is easy to give birth to the child, then now began to be afraid of it in panic.
“Terrible Cesarean section“ it especially scarecrow. I do not know
Ya where it it “was gathered“. Maybe incidentally eavesdropped on conversation of “adult mothers“ on “a female subject“. Besides I suspect
that mothers tell “about it“ to daughters with bigger ease, than fathers - to sons... And those remains of “adult secrets“ which little girls exchange behind the game “in an elastic“ - I more than it is confident in they are are deprived of any platitude. And in them there is much more truth - unlike “dirty“ boyish “markets“.
For girls of the relation between the boy and the girl is a family, “love to a coffin“, a beautiful lodge with a garden and florets, “live dolls“ which it is necessary to look after and even - ah what charm! - to wash for them diapers... “And still, speak, to give birth to the child - it is very sick...“
We ceased to go by hands. Out of harm`s way...
With the child decided to wait, we will not grow up yet. Can give birth by then will easier - the school said to us that the medicine develops very quickly and in several years all human diseases will be curable. And my mother told about sections... that women will not need to give birth soon at all. Will just take a section from mother, a section from the father, and the child will be born in a test tube.“ In completely controlled conditions“ - so she called it...
But we did not wait for blossoming of “modern medicine“.
In a month my “spouse“ became pregnant...
- All this you are guilty, - she shouted. - To me now the stomach will be cut! Also there can be I even will die!
would Seem what trifles - the stomach ached. The phenomenon quite normal for any person. But the matter is that the stomach ached very “unusually“. At all not as, for example, at an objedaniye strawberry or a green gooseberry. It at first was ill slightly - slightly, but the farther - the more and stronger. Besides there were strong attacks which my beloved interpreted as “prenatal fights“. There can be to you it and it seems ridiculous - but to us then had no time for laughter.
Ania “admitted everything to mother“. Not that it is hurt by a stomach, and that she is pregnant... At first it was apprehended by
as a joke... But Ania insisted on the. Besides the stomach hurt it more and stronger...
I, at last, one fine day me approached Anina mother and, very confused, asked:
- Seryozha... tell honestly! You with Ania VMESTE were?
- Well of course, we are every weekend together! - And what I still could answer?
Mother, seeing that I not absolutely understood it, changed the formulation of a question:
- Seryozha... I ask directly... You slept together?
Pryamy, probably, is no place :(.
Sometimes when there was a rain, we sat out on an oven at the Aniny grandmother... Several times - that was, was - I fell asleep and woke up only at eleven o`clock in the evening when for me the angered parents came.
- Yes, was several times, - I carelessly answered. mother to - about - olgo watched Anin`s
at me...
A went to talk then to my parents...
- YES YOU WHAT, went CRAZY? SAME CAN not JUST be! - In a few minutes I heard shout of my mother. - IT NOT - WHO - the International Federation of Journalists - BUT! It is PHYSIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
Parents of my “spouse“ were dark people. They did not understand what means it “is physiologically impossible“. Subsequently the father called it “sexual bad manners“ and very long extended to the account of shortcomings of system in which “there is no sex“. About the fact that “bases of sex education“ children need to impart nearly in kindergarten and other absolutely unclear to me things. my
and Anina parents swore...
In several days the father has a talk with me “as the man with the man“, then - that I also learned from where children undertake and as they become...

A here with Ania history turned out more sad...
First what there began parents with - it quite strongly cut it.
led Then Ania on reception to the gynecologist. Which, naturally, did not find any specific deviations in an organism of my “spouse“, but long laughed at Aniny parents... And “got“ after all this, naturally, to Ania. It was not pleasant to parents at all that laughed at them...
“zashugat“ the Poor girl before that she was afraid to complain of the stomach which every day hurt it more and more...
In two weeks at the poor girl cut out appendicitis which was “already so started“ by this time that business nearly terminated in a lethal outcome.
When carried it on the operating table, she damned parents, called “some Seryozha“ and asked god that our child was born live...
Any more we any more never seemed Ania. I passed to study in other school, I had other “bride“ and - after all that the father - absolutely explained me others “adult games“...

Here such here unhumorous history :(

Now I am already big “boy“.“ Theoretical data“ which I received from the father in due time underwent numerous “testing practice“. He all - did not tell me about some things. For example about what it is pleasant to do children. And that it is possible just to derive this pleasure, without afflicting “spouse“ with prospect of “terrible Cesarean section“.
to me was necessary to understand much... But before they are to have heard plenty of any dirty stories from schoolmates who also had very vague idea of it, but who, unlike me, had a “competent“ source of information - sexually - the anxious elder brothers. now I watch
I at own son and I remember one feature film in which the father, such modern Casanova, gave the son to majority a gift - “night with the woman“. He considered that it will deprive of his son of a number of youthful inferiority complexes...
Is possible, in something this “the father - Casanova“ and is right. And also not it can be right, but those who consider that the young man has to overcome similar complexes itself, without assistance... that similar “experiences“ were not limited to purely physiological plan... I do not know!
Ya I remember one of Sergey Pereslegin`s prefaces to books of brothers Strugatsky. There was such heading: << to the child what is a fractal>>> me it seems to
A that “about a fractal“ it is much easier for child to explain, than “about an opposite sex“.
Companions parents would you be so kind to educate me into the account of how “child“ it is better “to tell“ similar things? And whether it is worth speaking in general with them on a similar subject... Council I ask both fathers, and mothers, me both the boy, and the girl :)

of All good to you and your children,
the father Seryozha

(C) 2000 Vorobyov Sergey

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