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Worldly wisdom or waste of time? Encyclopedia of unnecessary councils. Creative gifts of

take the Third place in a rating of stupid unnecessary councils creative gifts. A hot topic, now especially - New Year`s Eve vanity. In total in efforts. Especially, has something in common from previous - there too something was about homemade products. I go, I read. And suddenly?.

the First gift - the pyramid from rolls of toilet paper tied with green bows of type is a fir-tree. Supplied with the experienced congratulation. It that for a gift? What hint at - that? Frankly speaking, I strongly would be struck dumb from such gift.

I read further. The empty bottle which is pasted over with pictures, and paper samoletik from above. With the text “Fly, dreams!“ or somehow so. Option: bank. Not empty, and filled with sea bath salt. And too with the picture. And with the experienced congratulation. It seems to me that too with a hint: pier, maybe, you already at last will be washed? In discussion still a beads from tampons got, but I even hesitate to write it.

A creative megagift - a huge box with a bow, the lucky person unpacks - and there a balloon with an inscription the handle: burst me! And the experienced congratulation.

It is offered to pack into a big box further a heap of crumpled leaves and fragments of the computer (specially broke the keyboard and the power supply unit on pieces) and to each piece of garbage to attribute the experienced or playful congratulation. Eventually, at the bottom of a box also the real gift will be found (if only the lucky person does not throw out all this in a musornik without looking).

Absolutely the creative person bought packing of medicine in capsules, threw out medicine, and put in each capsule... what? You already understood. The experienced congratulations. Interestingly, what medicine was, I hope, laxative...

Well just there are no words... There was a feeling that I daily throw out a heap of gifts - empty bottles, boxes, pieces of paper, strings, lids, the broken keyboards and mice. It everything could be painted with a felt-tip pen, to supply prochuvst... well you understood and to present! Especially children will be delighted if they instead of the expected and treasured gadget or a toy present them a paper fir-tree with a kosoryly hare.

Also I should not tell about warm-heartedness and spirituality of similar gifts - I hate collecting garbage. Even specially made that to present it to me. There is generally one exception: own small children of years to 5 which draw a krivenky fir-tree also write a congratulation half with mirror letters (the letter Ya especially suffers). These are indeed souvenirs expensive to us. But it is absolutely another story...

But adult - that people from what so rejoice to idea to present a samokleenny collage from cards or a bedash bottle? And furthermore - to pack all this into a set of boxes that the happy birthday man also long unpacked it (under enthusiastic cackling of devoted)...

What for passion at people - to give garbage? Better to give nothing or to present candies on duty with flowers, than such creative which is inconvenient for throwing out, and oppositely to store. Because usually it is dim garbage which it is necessary not to throw out some time with damnations not to offend the cheapskate. Here also you will come across them when cleaning, remembering every time not evil silent word of the donator - the inventor.

No, generally I not against with own hand given gifts. If the donator - Picasso, Faberge or Stradivari, then I very much even for...