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How do the Chinese massage?

Live on the earth such people - Chinese. They as Jews - are everywhere. In Krasnoyarsk, for example, we know three: Chinese Jascha, Chinese Anton and Chinese woman Marta... At the same time the fact that they call of each other by our names is amusing even not that they take themselves names of the country of accommodation, and. Communicate with each other on - Chinese, but... Jascha...

There were we somehow the pool, and the Bridge also speaks: “In! Massage is a high time to go to make, enjoy, so to speak, tenderness of hands and to be given to pleasure...“ Also went. In the Chinese bath. To the massage therapist Jascha...

- In one hour the little Chinese does of any European bloody medley, - here that told the Bridge when came from the massage therapist Yasha.

“Round-shouldered! Badly! To treat Nad!“ So they began international conversation with Yasha. “Lay down“.

And Seryozha laid down...

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Having heard all details of the Chinese massage, to Chinese Jascha Valerka was immediately thrown.

“Fat! Badly! To treat Nad!“, - Chinese Jascha told.

“Lay down“...

Valera under a couch of the massage therapist Yasha gathered enamel half a kilo from the teeth...

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Week brothers on the weapon finished me, so-called colleagues to visit the wonder-worker who is lifting up ICP patients as the banshchitsa spoke of it... No wonder, I will tell you...

But - one after another... It, of course, as in that joke “Well, horror... But not HORROR, HORROR“... It is possible that I it is simple more young and pokostlyavy...

I came after Valerkiny stories to a sauna, I speak: “To me to your massage therapist, Jascha“. And the banshchitsa also speaks: “Jascha is busy, give I you to Chinese Anton I will send, he is younger, its hands are stronger, more feasible... “

“It - e - e - e - et, - I say. - Thanks, is not necessary to me more feasibly, to me and Yasha, I think, will be a bit too much...“

the Chinese by the name of Jascha growth in 165 centimeters. Eyes are such narrow, but kind...

“Hi“, - says. And at once: “Lay down!“

A that is bad, did not tell...

I laid down. Pochmokal it, looking at my back, also speaks: “Crookedly here. Badly!“

“Oh, - I think. - Badly! It is already good. And scoliosis - a hogwash, and without Chinese we know...“ this Chinese takes Then

the firm dry and small finger and sticks to me precisely into that place where it at me always clamps a muscle. Tyk, so... Also asks tenderly: “Painfully?“ I clenched teeth that the banshchitsa on shout did not come running, and Jascha knowingly nods and speaks: “Aha! To Tsunut!!!“ And tyk to me to other place... As he sees these places, I do not understand. But into four places stuck and - as in sea battle - all times got. Killed.

Then minutes five handles makhonky to me porastirat a back... Che, I think, men kipishitsya?. Kayfno...

The Chinese took then the scraper made of a deer horn (“A deer - a horn. The elk is not present. A deer“), also give me as a plane to skin a back. Where muscles live - there tolerantly, hotly only, but it, so yellow-skinned ass, reached a backbone and let`s go on bones. Shkryab, shkryab. Shkryab, shkryab... I feel, already spinal cord began to flow... And Jascha asks gently: “Painfully?“ And answers himself: “To Tsunut!“ you know

what ofigitelny feeling when to you cease from a backbone skin layers to cut off and to shovels is passed? Not to describe! Hands these gentle want to be kissed...

Jascha takes then the firm small fingers and begins all my muscles to roll on my edges. And muscles - that at me only after a yesterday`s kilometer heat - kneaded, elastic... “Horse-radish to you“, - I think. And here - oops !. Some rubbishy muscle found some hillock on an edge and clings...

Jascha was delighted, about all other back forgot and was accepted to a hillock. To and fro. To and fro... “A spasm, - says. - Badly!“... and again to and fro. As on a domra plays...

... And I have a feeling that the hillock on a bone from it grows also the muscle about its keen edges begins to be torn... But I and it worried.

The little Chinese Jascha big takes then bank, puts to my back and extorts all air from there. It seemed to me that I have all skin from a back - as at a Shar-Pei - under bank crept and there cries... It appeared, a fig, not all! Because Jascha delivered to one more bank. And then ten more.

And that is interesting, he not everything put cups. He touched them, told something to himself, spat, probably...

Then Jascha took also in that place where I have “a Spasm. Badly!“, three times a needle pierced skin and from above delivered to bank. To extort blood... And men warned me that he sucks blood, vampirishche, I did not even shudder. “You will not wait, - I think, - a vyetkongovsky ugly face, my commissar groan“...

Minutes five Jascha shook blood. Dissatisfied remained. Red blood... Silently poured out and to bank washed.

... And banks in themselves pull in skin...

And here - and - and - the joint stock company will stick to me with a needle into other place (where my muscle reduces)... The devil only knows, in what it there a nerve got. And not painfully it seems, but at me all body curved and eyes vypuknutsya inadequately... And there let`s blood swing. Shook five minutes, was delighted! “Black! Badly! Black“... Collected from a back in bank and shows me... Precisely! If in the first can blood was clean, red, then here the brown blood snivel floats... Surprisingly...

... Generally, through some time Jascha banks undertook to remove from me.

I will tell you: an orgasm - a hogwash!!! Sex - a sediment! You try as Jascha removes banks!!!

And only I was taken away as Jascha on the fourth can decided that he in vain live releases me... and to bank before removing, at me on a back drove. On all. Skin there under a can is rolled. Color such at it gentle. The ripe eggplant is called... And following bank Jascha too drove... And following... And it is more and more place for fuss...

And bank - she is not a silly woman, it in a minute from a back with chpoky simplification jumps aside, and then Jascha too with satisfaction speaks: “Fatit. Well“. And what does not jump aside bank at once - so it carries it, does not chpoknt yet... I understood these minutes that the rain worm when he on a hook begins to be got feels. Also there is a wish to slip out hands, and you turn, you creep, but the Chinese for bank caught you and holds...

And which - where Jascha points a finger at the blue cone the little Chinese and speaks: “Cone. Black. Badly“... It means that there blood stands. “To treat! Badly“...

Well, I transferred banks to breasts already with laughter, jokes and humourous catchphrases... And when Jascha told: “Well done! Understood?! Well done!“, so I in general cheered up! Men - that it did not praise! Abused only!!!

But... here I look shcha at myself in a mirror. Black bruise! Badly! It is necessary to treat! The day after tomorrow I will go again...