Myths about love in the car. How, where, and, above all - why it to do?
If are the place where Americans regularly leave innocence, so this back seat of the car. And even if innocence is lost long ago, the back seat is actual for occupations by love - that to be convinced of it, it is possible to read any novel of Stephen King or to watch the youth American movie. From where all these horror films where the maniac attacks the couple which retired to the car in a dense forest undertook?
On mature reflection everything rises on the places: the matter is that in America and some other countries the right for driving of motor transport are given early enough, years in fourteen - sixteen so even school students can go by personal vehicles. At the same time welfare of Americans allows to have several cars in a family and to provide it in private use to teenagers.
We not and there do not gather today in America. What it is possible to tell about national peculiarities of love in motor transport?
In - the first, “the loss of innocence which became already a saying on a back seat in the car“ seems to me no more than the myth. Or feverous dream of the unsatisfied teenager. Even if American. It already has a car. And there is no girl who is ready to lose in her innocence - yet. In - the second, in Russia still are unknown that will interest the young man more - the girl or the car.
As for love of girls to a back seat of a car, most of my familiar ladies told that they connected an innocence loss instant at least with champagne, the lit candles, roses and the starched sheets. The last that they imagined - it is a smell of gasoline and the button of the lock of doors resting against the ridge.
And how you imagine it? I address not men now. It is clear, that they - that imagine it at least in five various positions now. On a back seat of the car it is possible to take a nap without special comfort, and to have sex - doubtful pleasure. You want to argue with me?
In - the first, there is not enough scope for change of positions. In - the second, rigidly. In total - a back seat - not a down feather-bed. In - the third, it is much more interesting if you try to settle on a front seat, having spread out it in a horizontal. Then at your disposal there will be much more area.
There are extreme options when the unearthly passion owns partners. Being exhausted from desire, couple hardly manages to reach the car and to close a door from within. Well I can tell: when it put - and together driving is not close. For a long time it is not necessary to count on such pleasure and recklessness. You violence of temperaments will punch forward racks - and everything, the gentleman cooled down, it is time on HUNDRED. One more myth about sex in the car is discredited.
And heard a baize about the wife who convicted of change of the husband on prints of bare feet from within on a car windshield when it misted over at warming up? It as it was necessary to bend the poor woman! The decent wife has to sympathize that not her, and to the mistress, in dust and dirt, barefoot heels up it is necessary to repay a conjugal duty. A debt - matrimonial, and it is necessary to give to absolutely foreign woman. Here she rests barefoot heels against cold glass and thinks: “If only there was no war“. And that, at me so the great-grandmother of three husbands worried. I mean that thought “If only there was no war“ helped my great-grandmother to overcome all temporary difficulties and not that you thought.
I will not argue, at men the mass of romantic memories can be connected with sex in the car. Why? Yes because the place obliges to speed. Speed in sex is pleasant to women less therefore the man has to be ready to satisfy you in any other way. In total - he not armless and not mute, time acquired the rights, took the wheel and took away you to the secluded town for occupations by sex.
The last what forgot to mention is an oral sex in the car. For certain a delightful way to entertain itself in a stopper for men and doubtful pleasure for the woman if she is not Sharon Stone. And not a female of a spaniel. What does it have to do with animals, you ask? The spaniel Laura, a dog of my friend, all the time has a shower bath saliva and everything that sees, drags in a mouth and carefully licks. As in that joke when the husband in attempt to remove on the route the prostitute for oral sex received from the groundhog souteneur with assurances that this will not bring. After the husband comes home, puts a groundhog to the wife in hands and speaks: “Teach this guy to cook fried eggs and go away from here! “
On mature reflection I come to a conclusion that all - the car is a vehicle, but not the room for occupations by sex. Though my husband the other day rented garage and now every evening goes there to repair together with the car to the last the muffler. Old times Freud would find? what to tell about it, isn`t it?