And whether you know? That...
• Crisis are worse than divorce: you lose money, and the wife - that remains! • To make
of the husband`s lover also difficult, as well as of the lover`s husband.
• Men pretend to be in love for the sake of sex, and the woman - in sex for the sake of love.
• Well recorded girl, does not need preliminary caress.
• Girls are very timid: having seen the naked man, they look down at once. • When the woman tells
: “ Nothing is necessary to me “ it actually means − “ give me everything! “
• Can not lose to the woman only in one way: if to steer clear of it …
• When you marry the mistress, on one darling to become less.
• New sins help to forget an old remorse.
• Trousers are given to the man to hide the sudden desires.
• Female logic differ from iron in what female does not rust.
• Good office table is obliged to maintain two.
• Create the biggest nonsenses with a clever look.
• Women deprive of freedom only those who do not know that with the freedom to do.
• Married men live longer, and single − more interestingly.
• If foreign woman is pleasant more, than the, then you missed something in both.
• If the Lord did not think up an orgasm, people would zatrakhatsya to death!
• Over the years do not excite preliminary caress, and lull.
• The person is never so sensitive, attentive and careful as when goes from kitchen to the hall with a soup plateful.
• People are divided into two categories: one, having entered the room, exclaim: “ Oh, whom I see! “ others: “ Here I! “
• Art of the woman is in giving own harpoon for a Cupid`s arrow.
• The is cleverer the man, the sillier him the woman...
• Americans − the people are special. And all because all people occurred from monkeys, and Americans − from Europeans.
• Women love geeks for the fact that they leave healthy descendants.
• To lose the head, it is necessary to have heart.
• The man is interesting future, and the woman past.
• Putting on a wedding ring a finger, you do not know, than it for you will appear: ring of a parachute or grenade. • God teaches the woman to look for
heart, and a devil − eyes.
• Not all love an applause: the moth does not love when it is applauded.
• Free cheese happens in a mousetrap only for the second mouse.
• Woman − friend of the person. Even then, when it pig.
• The is cleverer the woman, the more elegantly she bullshits the man.
• The woman who is not able to cry − it is unarmed.
• Force of injection does not influence quality of offsprings.
• If the man calls the woman tender words, so he forgot, what is her name.
• Life is given to the person time and that is casual.
• If the woman deceives you, so you to her are not indifferent.
• Laziness is a habit to have a rest beforehand.
• The woman can never confess to the sins, but to the weaknesses -!
• For novelty of feelings of the woman change image, and men - women.
• Competently connected lesbian practically differs in nothing from the bisexual.
• In show business the most successful idea was division of people into two floors.
• Dating sites were thought up by Americans that we killed the time and atrophied.
• The intelligent woman does not repeat gossips... She composes them!
• In Russian 33 letters: 30 printing and 3 unprintable. • The woman in love will forgive to
big immodesty, than small incorrectness rather.
• If to argue on the woman`s acts logically, then will turn out totally ludicrous.
• In spite of the fact that throughout the millennia the woman lives near the person, she is a little studied: in her behavior there is a lot more strange and inexplicable. • Until seven times you measure
, others will already cut off.
• Better seven times to become covered then, than once with hoarfrost!
• If the girl gave you one more chance, do not miss it - right there leave!
• Duration of marriage is inversely proportional to costs of a wedding. • The ideal man does not drink
, does not smoke, never argues and therefore does not exist.
• The person cannot live one: it is necessary for it that someone made the life of it miserable...
Revelations of dating sites were collected and prepared for the publication by Victor Anninsky