What can be more amusing than children? Part 3
22. Room about ten minutes ago svezhevybelena. Valera approaches the father, takes him by hand:
“ The Father, we go to write. “
As far as growth allowed all walls were scrawled by coal.
23. At warm summer night we with the girlfriend and my little daughter sat on a bench. On the yard the neighbour`s cat rushed about. The daughter with a fright: “ If you Look, then you look, bulbs run! “
24. Dreams: here I will become the adult - I will become one sausage is. Puts on airs: I behaved on today - to the adult, ate sausage without bread.
25. We have a rest in the wood, in tent. Having found presence of glowworms, asks:
“ And who in the wood of a garland hangs out it?
Summer Father Frost?
26. I make to the grandson at his request of rag dolls. It is a lot of.
Work goes quickly: time a tie - a banner is a head, other peretyazhechka - a waist.
the Grandson calls them friends and does not carp at quality.
Once: enough! Make to me the living friend now.
27. Shred one and a half years. He does not identify himself with a male yet. Speaks about himself “ it. “ And today it is even more amusing. Is indignant: “ Shreds bad, bad “.
Appears, turned on the TV in a network.
28. Familiar with pathos speaks about the husband:
“ He is such polyglot! Such polyglot! “ we Are surprised to
, it also is at odds with Russian.
is Politely specified.
Appears, he reads much.
my grandson who is Present at the same time explains: “ Well, he just swallows of books as a moustached crocodile of toads “
29 Fluently read the poster: “ Maria - Mirabella “. I speak to the daughter: “ Collect the Shred quicker. Charming movie “ Maria - Mirabella “. In cash desk tickets refused to sell. (It appears, I incorrectly read).
“ Well you, unless such kid can look “ Maria - Magdalene “? Yes he also will understand nothing. “
Tried to persuade the grandson: “ It is the movie for adults. Let`s go next time. “
of Shreds to roar: I will understand everything.
Were given also the cashier, and I.
A of Shreds during a session threw me more than once into confusion exclamations; “ And I understand everything! “
30. The daughter went to school, tolerably reading.
came from occupations shining On the First of September:
“ Mother, and we learned the letter “ and “!
31. We with the daughter in the theater foyer. The admirer stuck: “ The Girl, tell mother that to me treated heart.
Ya is revolted: “ Would Feel ashamed of the child “.
Daughter to me: “ It has to be a shame to you. You are a doctor and has to treat patients, but not be lazy. “
32. The employee came. The collective charged to us to make the menu to the chief`s anniversary. We discuss
with it: “ I like it, and me.... it. Nearby the daughter turns.
We “ in a working flat out “ and we do not pay attention to it.
the Daughter is offended:
“ To Children, too, which - that ice cream and candies is pleasant, for example. “
34. At Svetlank`s grandmother always in the center of attention, but today guests and it not to whims of the granddaughter.
Having despaired to draw attention of the grandmother, Svetka told: “ The Grandmother, your fly flies. “
ignored the Remark.
Then granddaughter vindictively:
“ The Woman, you have so many flies that they lack the place and the fly sits down on a fly. “
35. Uslykhal: “ The Frost removed patterns on glass.
Is touched. What good Fathers Frost: and gifts on sledge bring, and on flying carpets arrive to decorate windows. “
36. I read the tale of the dead tsarevna and seven athletes.... and the queen at a window sat down to wait its one......... Only sees the blizzard curls, snow falls on fields... Comments: “ Of course, sits at a window in the winter and waits. The queen in valenoks will not go.
A at a window will not sit in the summer. It is possible and to run about barefoot in the summer. “
37. In the tram. I hold the grandson on hands, I punch the coupon. Lasts: “ And I! “
“ It is impossible - I answer. -
the Controller will think that the old ticket and will fine us.
Here will enter people, ask to punch a talonchik. “
Then it to group of the young people standing nearby with hope: “ And you have a ticket? “
“ No! “ - laugh loudly. (go hares).
Is offended. Speaks ominously:
“ And it is even worse, than old.
Oh as oshtrafuuut! “.