What can be more amusing than children? Part second
12. I was not really reasonable mother, and often sang daughters for the night: “ To Bai, bayushka - to Bai, do not lay down on the edge, and that the gray wolf will come.... “
Somehow, having asked the daughter a question: “ Svetochka, you love me? “ - uslykhat in reply from the crafty little girl
“ And a call (it at us very loud and sharp) I do not love also a gray wolf. “
Here then I understood that I for a sadistic song sang it for the night.
13. Having bought the daughter a penny whistle, warned:
“ Give Nobody. In a mouth at people there are a lot of microbes “.
the Brother asked a whistle.
the Daughter answered: “ I will not give! You have many blokh. “
14. Offered the grandson a riddle: “ The Red yoke through the small river hung. About what it, Shreds? “ of
It he is indignant: “ Here there is a greedy person!
the Small river - it for all, and it wants to take out to itself(himself) to one. “
15. Told the grandson that savages are afraid to be photographed and even in a mirror to look.
Indulgently laughs: “ Here little fools, the camera only for a minute will involve, will photograph and will let out, and in a mirror look how many you want. Took away a mirror and again live, but not in a mirror.
16. He was told: “ Well you and fruit! “. Having caught disapproval, iskatelno looks in eyes “ No, well let I will be arbuziky. “
17. His father tenderly told the friend: “ Well you and goat! “
Today Shreds all evening meets, the men who came to a garden behind kids, priyaznenny:
“ Well you and goat! “. Teachers laugh loudly.
18. Adds to birds the third leg. “ What for? - I ask.
“ It is not a leg, and a brake. They should have a rest once, and that everything fly and fly, and will be hooked by a brake and will have a rest.
19. Bears gibberish. “ What you are engaged in? “
- “ I think out the Modern language. The sachet, here, English is not given, and I will quickly teach its modern language “.
20. Uslykhal: “ Without effort you will not pull out a small fish without pond “ - Laughs “ - Well absolutely foolish. Not without effort, and without scaffold. “