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How to have a rest outdoors with the woman?

of the Woman! It not for you. Shoo from a page!

Ah, remained? Well read, dream...

Men! Not far off spring. It is time to think of our future victories and to plan potential girlfriends. And slightly will freeze slightly, to carry out reconnaissance on the district. Not to pass in the spring, and there will be late.

We are with you esthetes and sybarites therefore - if only a paunch to fill macaroni with margarine is not our elements. Our elements - a salmon mildly smoked, fresh, thin - pretonenky plasticity... Brochette from a young svininka - juicy, in white wine soaked, sizzling, onions and a petrushechka strewed. (On a plateau accurately so-so lies, near a kartoshechka of a fra and a cucumber fresh-salted.) Here and tomato Minusinsk, with streaks marble, erotically cut on four pieces, in almazika of coarse salt all. Vetchinka... m - m - m. the vetchinka is house, with a tear, it is pale - pink. Melts in the mouth. And a redisochka large, wet, it is red - white, sexual. Hrus it! Hrus - hrus! And following - a piece of a shish kebab. And drink cold " Cabernet; branded to wash down. And to repeat: brochette - r - time! - a redisochka - hrus! Brochette - after. Wine - glug. Tomato - m - m - m. Wine... semuzhka... butterdish...

A in a chaise lounge ra - and - to azvalitsya then. And to light a tubule. With a tabachok Dutch, fragrant. And apricot to wash down this business with a likerchik.

To take breath and look round at last. And what the miracle long-legged, white, fluffy, in shorts, in cambers, in lipstick is, at a table potters about, tidies up on a habit, under a nose purrs something? Oh - and! Woman. Go here, my sweet... Well why in the car? Directly here, on a grass. Oh, sins our heavy, forgive us, My God, gluttony and adultery...

No, you do not think that we such dogmatic esthetes and a piece of simple fat with a bulb, black bread and a hundred-wig cold Smirnoff to us will not get into a throat. If to the place - that why is also not present? We do not renounce food country and healthy. As well as from sex spontaneous, fast, greedy. But agree: when all is beautiful - it is... well! Both in cookery, and in love. And one without another is not thought.

Sex and food. Food and sex. Wine and women. Meat fried and flesh live. Strawberry with cream. An orgasm in beds and pineapples in champagne. Indissoluble eternal symbols of pleasure...

The subject is inexhaustible. We eat to live (hm, looking with whom), or we live in order that is? Both so, and so...

Other option. The astounding woman, but with the child. Here and all right, It is necessary to invite her to the coast of the lake or the river With the child. It will bribe her at once.

To choose the place high, open, with a look tremendous, a grass green. For certain she thinks: now he will make fire, dirty a pokryvalets will lay, will burn shish kebabs, ears to pull hundred grams of signs and the wool over the eyes. As all men. What they still are able? Glasses - disposable, snack - on a newspaper, sex - fast. Aha. As if not so. We get a folding table and chairs from a luggage carrier, we give a starched white cloth and the same napkins

as hot appetizer, for example, julienne from chicken with champignons - is made still at home, here only to warm it. Mitite - sharp sausages from ground beef - to fry on a lattice and to lay with a multi-colored garnish on big porcelain (!) plates. Amazing baked eggplants cheese salad and nuts. White and red wine ( Abrau - Riesling and " Beaujolais;) to pour in thin wine glasses. And to give a melon just like that. To speak only about food and about poetry. And any, even the thinnest, hints about this most not to allow.

All as in foreign cinema. She will be killed on the spot, and she can be taken barehanded though now. And the boy will be from uncles it is excited that will arrange it finally. And continuation next day, houses, alone

Men! You learn to prepare. Also it is desirable - better than the woman. This our additional weapon. Not main, of course, but very powerful which can resist unless the finished feminist.